BY THE AGE OF 20

I'VE MET THE ONE I'M WILLING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.

Meet 

my 

valentine
2011.

Oh Tuna Temptation, how I love thee.

Can you not see the golden glow it exudes?

*Sighing in contentment.*

NO.
I AM NOT SHARING.
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF THIS IS MY BABY
MINE ALL MINE BACK OFF NOW YOU SHAMELESS PIG OR I SHALL...

You left me no choice.